it. Hopefully the interpretation process is a few moments shorter tomorrow, but what'll be more helpful is deciding on a much simpler story without so much need for setup.<\/em><\/p>\n
\n"Welcome to We Know Carp," I spat between gritted teeth. "When it comes to carp\u2014yep, we know 'em."<\/p>\n
I wasn't a very good customer service representitive. I shouldn't have let such a stupid situation get my goat. Yet, here I was, clenching the store phone's receiver with a hand that was, unfortunately, far too weak to shatter the ancient plastic casing.<\/p>\n
For the eleventh time, the wheezy voice on the other end of the line said, "Yeah, that didn't work. I just ended up by the Play-Doh and Kool-Aid display again. Gettin' real tired of this, boy."<\/p>\n
He wouldn't stop calling me. This was my first day on the job at We Know Carp's customer service desk. Was every day going to be like this? Every day, would scrungy old men call me nearly a dozen times from within the store itself, demanding I give them directions to the front door?<\/p>\n
Sure, our four-floor mega-store devoted to all things carp fishing was a bit of a labyrinth. In fact, I'd gotten lost a few times during my orientation morning... and while my manager surely had just popped off to do some work somewhere else, I couldn't shake the feeling that I'd seen him fall into our primal koi display when I was turning to examine a massive wall of designer hot sauces. But when I'd approached said koi display and squinted suspiciously at the rippling water, my manager hadn't been there at all\u2014only a dozen very large, very innocent-looking koi poking their heads out of the water and grinning at me with their precious little rows of teeth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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